Silent "S" State
Au Naturel State
Regnat populus (Soda Pop Rules)
June 15, 1936 (5th)
Clintonista (courtesanus governersis)
Haggle Blossom (Higgs Boson)
Lollipop (tum tum)
a sort of muddy green
Land of Gubernatorial Impunity
Arkansaw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Other Notable Symbols
Beverage: Milk of Magnesia
William J. Clinton was only the second President to be impeached. He was impeached for sexual infidelity. Leading the impeachment movement was a large loud-mouthed newt called Gingrich, who was also carrying on an extramarital affair at the time - all while his wife was in the hospital dying of cancer. Gingrich is still in politics today, however, as Republicans can get away with shit like that.
The whole damn state is full of nothing but swamps, rice fields and chicken farms.
Nine African American students tried to get an education in Arkansas in 1957. The white people threw a huge tantrum, and then governor Overly Flatulent sent the National Guard in to face down these Dangerous Children. President Eisenhower (a Republican, no less), sent in the 101st Airborne and federalized the Arkansa(s) National Guard and told the white people to stop acting like a bunch of jerks about the whole "desegregation" thing and to "just get over it already."