The Lost Frontier
Return to the 18th Century
Jan 3, 1999 (3rd)
Sarah Palin (mentalus diminutivus)
It's Freezing Up Here!
Alaska's Frozen (The Brass Monkey Song)
Other Notable Symbols
Food: Mammoth from thawing glaciers
Susan Butcher is the only woman to have won the Ididaline - a race from Anchorhead to Gnome. On her first time out, she ate two of her sled dogs and snorted an entire kilo of powder cocaine. She has won the race 40 times since.
Denali National Park is home to the tallest mountain on Earth, Denali. White people call it Mt. McKinley, for some reason. It's also full of bears, Eskimos, mooses (meese?), and ice.
The town of Barrow is also known as The Place Where the Sun Shines Not.