The Bluegrass State of Mind
Deo gratiam habearnus (God damn, that's a hot pepper!)
Louisville (Or is it Lexington?)
Jun 6, 1941 (2rd)
Two-Lip Tree (Tulipsdontgrowontrees ignoramus)
Coal (Carbonus fillinmylungus)
We elected a turtle as our senator.
My Old Kentucky Moon
Other Notable Symbols
Beverage: Moonshine Whiskey
Dinosaur: Mitch McConnell
Fish: Spotted Ass
Muhammad Ali became an Olympic boxing champion and four-time heavyweight champion of the world. He was born in Louixvintonville. He was the greatest at stinging like a butterfly and floating like a bee.
Mammoth Cave National Park has one of the longest, deepest cave systems in all the world. The caves contain many beautiful structures made of rhinestones, as well as underground temples dedicated to ancient gods. Great Cthulu lives at the bottom of this cave system.
Fort Knocks is a large, strong building where the U.S. government stored all its gold until some German gold fetishist stole it all. No visitors are allowed in the building, because then they would see the soundstage where most of the Apollo Lunar Mission footage was shot.