The Hockeye State
We Maintain the Right to Substitute Any Prize for a Gift of Equal or Lesser Value
Dec 32, 1918 (30th)
Broke (Quantum macroeentanglia)
Geodude (Rockyfistus beatyourassus)
Fields of … corn. Nothing but fucking corn.
The Song of I.O.U.
Other Notable Symbols
"Buffalo" Bill Cody killed three billion bison a year for twenty years running. He toured the U.S. and Europe with his world-famous Fake Wild West show.
Amanda Colonies was a German settler more than 100 years ago. She was world-famous for for her corn-based artz und kraftwerks.
I.O.U. is the only state whose eastern and western borders are formed by rivers (the Missipee, Misery and Big Sue). Fortunately, most of the people who live there haven't figured out how to get across them.