The Alohahahaha State
Ua mau ke ea o ka 'aina i ka pono (You can make all kinds of porno.)
August 21, 1959 (50th)
Neener Neener (Hawaiian Grouse)
Yellow & Viscous
Kookie Nut (Alotes kookie)
lava (meltedrockas fungingburnsus)
The Islands of A Low Haha
How Are Ye Porno
Other Notable Symbols
Mammal: Humpback Whale
Sport: Watching Humpback Whale Humping
Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last ruler of the Kingdom of Hawai'i. In 1893 a revolution* removed her from the throne. Five years later, Hawai'i became a territory of the United States.
*"revolution" here, means the American business leaders just decided to take over for no good reason other than their own benefit
A Diamond Head National Natural Landmark towers over Waki Waki beach in Honalee. This "natural" cone-shaped structure was actually formed by a dragon named Puff just a few years ago.
Kilauea in Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park is one of the world's most active volcanoes. Every minute 130,000 hot screaming larvae wriggle out of it.