Saturday, June 18, 2011

State Page: Geeawja

State Nickname(s)
The Peachy Keen State

State Motto
Intelligence, Wisdom, Charisma

State Capital

Jan 2, 1788 (54th)

State Bird
Blackmetal Thrasher

State Flower
Azazel (getdatgoat outtahereus)

State Tree
Living Oak (Quirkytreeus Screamingatus)

State Color(s)

State Mineral/Rocks
Quartz (ooh spaklyus)

State Slogan(s)
Geeawja's on My Ass

State Song(s)
Geeawja's on My Ass

Other Notable Symbols
Dance: Square
Food: Groats? (WTF is a grit?!?)
Mammal: Leftist Narwhal (communista monoceros)

Famous People
Civil Rights leader Dr. Matin Luther King, Jr. was born in Atlanta. He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1964. We have nothing particularly funny to say about this truly great and visionary individual.

Famous Landmarks
Stoned Mountain is one of the largest pieces of granite in he world. A sculpture of three Confederate Civil War heroes was carved into the side of the mountain on orders from God His Self. Yee. And, also, Haw.

Interesting Facts
Georgia grows more peanuts and pecans than any other state. Over half the peanut crop is used by George Washington Carver and his Amazing Pean-O-Tron to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for visitors to the state capital.

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