|State Flag Depicting Native in a World of Shit|
(Note the sword about to come down on his head.)
The Haahbaah State
Ense petit placidum sub libertate quietem (Can't get any peace, except at the library.)
Feb 6, 1676 (666th)
American Err, Umm (Ummus, err aahhh Americum)
Blueberry, Cranberry, Greenberry
We Made It Ours, Go Get Your Own!
Other Notable Symbols
Fruit: Them Apples (Howu likem)
Insect: Barfly (Drunkis barbituate)
Marine Animal: Rightist Whale (Cetacea limbaughus)
Theodore Geisel, born in Springfield, wrote a number of popular children's books, such as That Cat Has My Hat and Tim Horton Hears a What, Now? He wrote under the pseudonym Herr Doktor Süß.
Hahvid Univehshitty is the oldest college known to man. It is believed to have been founded somewhere around 136 BCE.
Native Americans and "Pilgrims" feasted on spam, goose, moose, spam, lobster, sushi, spam, turkey, and smap at the First Thanksgiving Dinner. Afterwards, the so-called "pilgrims" set to work "cleansing" those who had helped them survive that first, brutal winter. Sometimes history just sucks. And so do white people.