The Oil-Soaked Pelican State
Les oignons juteux sommes confinants
Jan 4, 1218 (81st)
Oil-Soaked Pelican (Pelicanus petroleumis)
Sugar Magnolia (Abideus hightimeus)
Bald Sourpuss (Pokeyplantae aquaeus)
Eggit (crystalus brownandstreakyis)
Come as you are. Leave Soaking Wet (and Broke).
You Are My Sunshine
(I'll do anything you want, just please, please, PLEASE don't leave MEEEE!!)
Other Notable Symbols
Fish: White Crappy (Also the result of eating a lot of the food.)
Reptile: Alligator (Stayouttathewater biglizard'lleatus)
Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong, from the infamous Storyville district of New Orleans, became a world-famous jazz musician. Also, he was just flat-out awesome.
Jim Garrison was born in Iowa, but spent most of his life and career in New Orleans. He is either the only man who really knew the truth behind the Kennedy assassination, or he was a paranoid nutbag. You decide!
Atchafalaya Basin covers more than 500,000 acres of swampland. This is the largest undeveloped wetlands in all of the U.S. This fact makes real-estate developers apoplectic.
Loozianna is just packed wall-to-wall with voodoo witch doctors, gumbo and Jazz musicians. Also vampires, apparently.