The Dixie of the North
You Might Pass Through Here on Your Way to Somewhere Important
Sep 11, 1618 (20th)
Cardinal (Another one?!?)
Peon (Po whitetrashius)
Two-Lip Tree (Tulipsdontgrowontrees ignoramus)
Salem's Rock (Lithius comeforyersoulus)
What the Fuck is a Hoosier, Anyway?
Stuck Between Much Cooler States
Other Notable Symbols
Insect/Pest: Indiana Klansman
Tecumseh was a Shawnee leader who was born near Chillicothe, Ohio. We just thought we'd mention that.
The University of Some Dame, in U-Bend, is famous for its high academic standards and its "Fighting Irish" football team. (Hahahaha!!! We dare you to read that and not laugh!)
The Indy 500 is one of the largest single-day "sporting" events in the world. Also, people from Indiana are just fucking nuts for basketball, for some reason. And, finally, many people from Indiana are just fucking nuts.