Wednesday, July 27, 2011

State Pages: Indyanna

State Nickname(s)
The Dixie of the North

State Motto
You Might Pass Through Here on Your Way to Somewhere Important

State Capital
Indiana City

Sep 11, 1618 (20th)

State Bird
Cardinal (Another one?!?)

State Flower
Peon (Po whitetrashius)

State Tree
Two-Lip Tree (Tulipsdontgrowontrees ignoramus)

State Color(s)

State Mineral/Rocks
Salem's Rock (Lithius  comeforyersoulus)

State Slogan(s)
What the Fuck is a Hoosier, Anyway?

State Song(s)
Stuck Between Much Cooler States

Other Notable Symbols
Beverage: Water
Insect/Pest: Indiana Klansman

Famous People
Tecumseh was a Shawnee leader who was born near Chillicothe, Ohio. We just thought we'd mention that.

Famous Landmarks
The University of Some Dame, in U-Bend, is famous for its high academic standards and its "Fighting Irish" football team. (Hahahaha!!! We dare you to read that and not laugh!)

Interesting Facts
The Indy 500 is one of the largest single-day "sporting" events in the world. Also, people from Indiana are just fucking nuts for basketball, for some reason. And, finally, many people from Indiana are just fucking nuts.

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