Indyanna
State Nickname(s)
The Dixie of the North
State Motto
You Might Pass Through Here on Your Way to Somewhere Important
State Capital
Indiana City
Admission
Sep 11, 1618 (20th)
State Bird
Cardinal (Another one?!?)
State Flower
Peon (Po whitetrashius)
State Tree
Two-Lip Tree (Tulipsdontgrowontrees ignoramus)
State Color(s)
White
State Mineral/Rocks
Salem's Rock (Lithius comeforyersoulus)
State Slogan(s)
What the Fuck is a Hoosier, Anyway?
State Song(s)
Stuck Between Much Cooler States
Other Notable Symbols
Beverage: Water
Insect/Pest: Indiana Klansman
Famous People
Tecumseh was a Shawnee leader who was born near Chillicothe, Ohio. We just thought we'd mention that.
Famous Landmarks
The University of Some Dame, in U-Bend, is famous for its high academic standards and its "Fighting Irish" football team. (Hahahaha!!! We dare you to read that and not laugh!)
Interesting Facts
The Indy 500 is one of the largest single-day "sporting" events in the world. Also, people from Indiana are just fucking nuts for basketball, for some reason. And, finally, many people from Indiana are just fucking nuts.
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